Funny Country Songs

→ Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.

If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

→ I’d Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing

→ It’s A Great Day for Me To Whoop Somebody’s Ass and (The Original Version)

→ Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).

→  I Ain’t No Homo (But Man You Sure Look Good to Me)

→ How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.

→ She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Even if She had a Chance to Win.

I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Around.

If I Had Shot You Sooner, I’d Be Out of Jail By Now.

 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus.

You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

She’s Looking Better After Every Beer.

 I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.


 The Man song

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